Corrupt A Wish!

Easy rules.

person one: "I wish for a cookie"
Person Two: "Granted, you die the moment you eat it. I wish for socks"
and so on and on and on.

Just corrupt the persons above wish and yeah.
Since theres no one posting above me, well....
Next person dies of their wish.

OT: I wish I could fly.

granted but a shotman person mistook you as a pelican and shot you!

I wish for a bike

Granted.
You accidentally choke on the wheel.
(Revenge for the pelican!! > Very Happy

)

I wish for a monkey.

granted but it eats you.

I wish for my mom to forgive and not hate it anymore... (I know its impossible..)

Granted.
She smothers you with love and suffocates you and squishes you and your cheeks become soggy from all the cheek pinching and she dresses you up like a tiny porcelain doll and puts tons of make up on you and does your hair and yeah.

I wish Luiz would get bitten by a pig. Evil or Very Mad

granted but then he dies and Omar spikey hair and Midget and Fat dude becomes ur BF

I wish it wud rain cookies and literally men for lisa

granted but the cookies break into a million lil pieces & the men are old enough to be her grandpa

i wish i could do it